From the recording There Was No Knife

Lyrics

Sitting with a glass full of beer
Thinking what the next deed could be
There was this noise from a KTV
Loud and out of tune as can be

Screaming, ……. Screaming, all over the place

His sweet wife went down to see them
Asked if they could turn it down (they were LOUD)
The man grabbed a knife to impress her
When she started screaming, he put it away

Screaming, …… Screaming, for life

Police asked did he hurt you?
Where is the knife?
Police asked did he hurt you? (No)
So, there was no knife!

Then he grabbed her arm with his hand
Wrong move, he ended up on the wall
With the husbands arm hard on his throat
And a painfully tight grip on his soft balls

Screaming, ……..Screaming, in pain

He didn't fight back, neither his wife (Pussies)
Just wanted to pretend to have big balls
The husband warned him: Don't do that again
Because next time you go to see a doctor

Screaming, …… Screaming, in fear

Police asked did he hurt you?
Where is the knife?
Police asked did he hurt you? (No)
So, there was no knife! there was no knife! there was no knife!